Santa Claus boosts exercise habit to beat type-2 diabetes before Christmas
Earlier this month, Santa Claus was diagnosed with type-2 diabetes. By working with a team of top nutritionists, he has already improved his diet by eliminating foods and beverages that promote diabetes (like sodas, sugary cookies and white bread) while focusing on eating the foods that prevent diabetes…
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May 1st, 2007 at 7:09 am
[…] Santa Claus boosts exercise habit to beat type-2 diabetes before Christmas Earlier this month, Santa Claus was diagnosed with type-2 diabetes. By working with a team of top nutritionists, he has already improved his diet by eliminating foods and beverages that promote diabetes (like sodas, sugary cookies and white bread) while focusing on eating the foods that prevent diabetes… Millions of Americans affected by Television Deficiency Disorder […] […]
May 2nd, 2007 at 7:32 am
[…] Santa Claus boosts exercise habit to beat type-2 diabetes before Christmas Earlier this month, Santa Claus was diagnosed with type-2 diabetes. By working with a team of top nutritionists, he has already improved his diet by eliminating foods and beverages that promote diabetes (like sodas, sugary cookies and white bread) while focusing on eating the foods that prevent diabetes… Millions of Americans affected by Television Deficiency Disorder […] […]
May 3rd, 2007 at 11:32 pm
[…] Santa Claus boosts exercise habit to beat type-2 diabetes before Christmas Earlier this month, Santa Claus was diagnosed with type-2 diabetes. By working with a team of top nutritionists, he has already improved his diet by eliminating foods and beverages that promote diabetes (like sodas, sugary cookies and white bread) while focusing on eating the foods that prevent diabetes… Millions of Americans affected by Television Deficiency Disorder […] […]
May 4th, 2007 at 12:20 am
[…] Santa Claus boosts exercise habit to beat type-2 diabetes before Christmas Earlier this month, Santa Claus was diagnosed with type-2 diabetes. By working with a team of top nutritionists, he has already improved his diet by eliminating foods and beverages that promote diabetes (like sodas, sugary cookies and white bread) while focusing on eating the foods that prevent diabetes… Millions of Americans affected by Television Deficiency Disorder […] […]