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FDA outlaws vitamin D, seeks to destroy sun to protect Americans from sunlight (satire)


In a surprising move, the FDA has now banned the manufacture and use of vitamin D, citing studies that show vitamin D to be a powerful physiological substance that needs to undergo FDA approval before individuals are allowed to use it. Since sunlight exposure causes vitamin D production in the human…

Olidous Operettas
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Dyna-Care Alternating Pressure System - Medicare (72L x 32W)
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Relax, Retire, Re Vote. Mug
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One Response to “FDA outlaws vitamin D, seeks to destroy sun to protect Americans from sunlight (satire)”

  1. Health and Medical Online Information Resource Center » Blog Archive » Financial Management of Health Care Organizations: An Introduction to Fundamental Tools, Concepts, and Applications Says:
    April 1st, 2007 at 11:59 am

    […] FDA outlaws vitamin D, seeks to destroy sun to protect Americans from sunlight (satire) In a surprising move, the FDA has now banned the manufacture and use of vitamin D, citing studies that show vitamin D to be a powerful physiological substance that needs to undergo FDA approval before individuals are allowed to use it. Since sunlight exposure causes vitamin D production in the human… Olidous Operettas […] […]

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